Michael Gove's Grand Jete: A Satirical Dance Through Two Decades of Politics

Strutting and Fretting Upon the Stage: The Highs and Lows of Gove's Political Choreography Unveiled

Dearest Mr Gove,

I trust this post finds you well and in fine dancing form?

I’m sure you’re a busy man, and we have much to get through, so I’m going to avoid pussyfooting around and jump right in, shall I?

For nearly two decades now you've been tap-dancing on the tightrope of public opinion and politics with the finesse of a hippo in ballet shoes, so I f…